Tuesday, January 29, 2008

What This Is All About

Quick: name the top ten best things you can put on your face. Regardless of what is on this list, mustaches top it the rest, except maybe facials scars from knife fighting or any sort of shark encounter, but those can't be drawn or adhesived on right before the party, can they? No! Mustaches are a cocktail of the best "I don't give a fuck" parts of douche bag cop, 70's action star, skeezy chain-smoking Frenchman, domestic terrorist, and child molester, so it's only natural that a significant portion of the female hipster population wants to stick them on their faces. I guess. This trend is going practically unrecorded, even on the internet. This blog's purpose is to record and catalog every mustache-clad female hipster from every party pic and social networking website we can find. It's not for us. It's for future generations, so when they're throwing a "mid late 2000's theme party" theme party, they'll know what we were all about.

If you'd like to contribute, discuss the social significance or origins of hipster girls in mustaches, or you'd like a picture taken down, leave a comment or email hipstergirlsinmustaches (at) gmail.

51 comments:

Anonymous said...

Like this??

Anonymous said...

sry I meant this..

daft crunk said...

yes,exactly like that!

Anonymous said...

This left me confused... stubble?

Anonymous said...

I need to share wedding 'stache amazingness. check out:

http://www.mergeweddings.com/posts/erin-and-jared-3-of-3-make-your-grandma-wear-a-stache/

Anonymous said...

Douchebags.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

I don;t know about most of you guys.

But I'd totally bang like 90% of these girls with mustaches.

Unknown said...

Because we didn't have a group of hot young men to wish my friend a happy birthday, I made them all mustaches to play the part. photos here.

Dora Cheng said...

jauajajuaa

thank you, now im not feel alone in this life.
is hard find moustache girls in latino life...

jajauaua..

may i to be in your group??


;)

Ariel said...

Mustaches are a hipster wedding trend, too.

east side bride said...

http://lookbook.nu/look/33698-arrrrr-matey

Anonymous said...

Here's a cutie:

http://goteaminternet.com/show/28670

Anonymous said...

Mustaches are old! me and my girls have been rocking the charlie chaplin for years already!

Anonymous said...

Umm... I think we might need to talk. I organize Mustaches for Kids, a mustache-growing charity organization. Check us out (http://www.m4kny.org) and send an email sweetstache [at] m4kny.org. I've gotta think there's some collaborating in our future. Unless, of course, your blog is a total joke, in which case I feel a bit gullible for my shameless mustache boosterism.
--mitch.

? said...

Please join us:

http://www.facebook.com/groups.php?ref=sb#/group.php?gid=50388326944

Anonymous said...

Hey, whoever runs this blog can you get in touch with me please? i have some questions about your site

mremer1@student.gsu.edu

Anonymous said...

I found the most AMAZING jewelry line of moustache necklaces!!! Demitasse jewelry has a line called Demistache! How cute is that!!! They are named after famous people with moustaches too, like Freddy Mercury. Also, they have some in white gold, some with diamonds, etc, so they have all different types for various prices. You guys have gotta check out this website www.demitassejewelry.com. On the cover of the site is a pic of Lindsay Lohan wearing one of their staches!! I'm obsessed with this jewelry line and I'm sure that once you check out the site, you will be too!!

Anonymous said...

mustaches on chicks are only cool when they're gathering my dingleberries during a rimmer. Otherwise you guys are fags.

Self-Identified Hipster said...

How charming! I'm simply dying to meet a mustachioed hipster girl of my own! Assuming most of you who comment here are hipsters, Would you terribly mind answering a few questions I have?

1. Do hipsters in general blog? If so, are there any seminal blogs a fledgling hipster such as myself should be aware of?
2. Do hipsters prescribe to any particular religion?
3. Do they consider Star Wars cool or uncool?
4. Are there any tricks to walking in tight trousers, or must one simply put up with the chafing?

Many thanks, and I do appreciate the blog! It's entirely delightful!

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mb said...

@mybitofsky just sent me here.

Anonymous said...

My pal Lindsey was rocking this back '05

http://www.flickr.com/photos/shanai/413248547/?edited=1

Anonymous said...

http://www.flickr.com/photos/moonmonster/2241456425/in/photostream/

mb said...

Just found this one too.

Anonymous said...

http://www.screwmusicforever.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/kittyhotel.jpg

Sleepy Ktty relaxes after a Thruster show.

Anonymous said...

http://www.getfamousla.com/photos/boobytrap6-25/pages/IMG_0721.htm

http://www.getfamousla.com/photos/boobytrap6-25/pages/IMG_0631.htm

http://www.getfamousla.com/photos/boobytrap6-25/pages/IMG_0636.htm

Handsome Anderson said...

Hey Draft Crunk you rock! How do I submitt a Hipster girl with a mustache? I love your shit!

I posted her on my blog and wrote about you... check it out hotmess.org!

Marianna said...

Hey thats great so many girls with mustaches! I am a woman and I have a real beard! See pictures there: http://fraumitbart.wordpress.com

Tena Marie said...

How come this blog has been abandoned! It was one of my favorites!

little orphan vonnie! said...

LOLZ @ "FLEDGLING HIPSTER" kinda embar if you ask me. go take the L train in brooklyn, take notes, man. but, anywayzzz, love this blog. contributin'<3

http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/111/l_18b8bd26f6af402394ae8ad0c2482173.jpg

Unknown said...

Some photos here of my friend and I at Banana Republic with super awesome mustaches.

http://unholymenace.com/displayimage.php?album=133&pos=7

http://unholymenace.com/displayimage.php?album=133&pos=16

http://unholymenace.com/displayimage.php?album=133&pos=18

MidSouthMouth said...

where is ze love for the queer wmn who have been er representin from the git-go with drg staches?!!!!

Unknown said...

I love the mustache fashion I have been seeing. Check out these wicked sweet INSTA-FACE Bandanas with embroidered mustaches of all shapes and colors, some other unique "Insta-Face" Bandanas as well http://CyanideStitches.etsy.com

Anonymous said...

Hipster Mugstache:

http://www.facebook.com/people/Laura-Brady-Allen/1283187021

Alex said...

I go to a small liberal arts college (very high hipster population). There was a "Dead Celebrities with Mustaches" party a few weeks ago. It got so crowded that people were waiting outside.

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Liz said...

http://www.modcloth.com/lookbooks/movember

Check it out! Hipster models with mustaches in celebration of Movember.

Anonymous said...

http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs087.snc3/15450_173556883470_570743470_2731928_4408596_n.jpg

Eric said...

Whiskers!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MICQZrdM8I

GMD said...
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Unknown said...

K80 in a hĂș zi moustache

Unknown said...

Drunk, pretending to be French.

I love my life.

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rubyish said...

http://www.flickr.com/photos/redhorses/3929267233/

K White said...

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sandidash said...

me with my mustache:

http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0kxwrWd8C1qba9mbo1_r2_1280.gif?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1272056147&Signature=oaC%2BV1wnIHB1eVi%2Bw9BQpZjePa4%3D

Anonymous said...

This is stupid and trendy..

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