Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Submission from Elle

Elle submitted this from this blog.

Cigarettes are cool!

Sup Y'alls

I'm back! I sort of forgot to update this ever in between graduating, traveling, partying, homelessness, and moving to the hipster girl capitol of the world (Bushwick). I have a lot of emails to go through! NPR even emailed for an interview, but I missed it! I can't believe it! NPR! (The article is here.)

Thanks Brian Moore for submitting this one.

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Javiera Mena - Hasta La Verdad

Around :34, she wipes her upper lip, which clearly and obviously the director's attempt to show symbolically the dismissal of the mustache. They just don't know that this just don't die.

Until tomorrow, babygirl.

Monday, January 17, 2011


<3<3<3 Facebook for about 3 reason, h8 h8 h8 it for like 1,001 more.

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Tiger Love

So there's this band called "Tiger Love" I stumbled across after a routine Googling of pussy + cocaine,* and apparently they make some sort of music or something. Due to my incompetence at navigating the new Myspace, I can't really tell you anything about them, but they're promoting theyselves with the hottest memetic imagery available: mine.

*I was trying to compare caffeine content of the two energy drinks, and found this:

PS Noticed this song has strikingly similar vocals and subject matter as this song I downloaded when I was 14 from KaZaA thinking it was Nirvan:

Tuesday, December 7, 2010


I've always found Charlie Brown to be one of the few characters in the comics section of the newspaper that has any real depth to him. He has a genuine spectrum of emotion, and when he feels something you feel it, and he feels a lot.

Anyways, it's December and all.

Just pirated A Charlie Brown Christmas. Have fun during your Christmases, Chanukahs, gaps between quarters, Boxing Days, et cetera. Don't go too overboard with the materialism and meat consumption.

Friday, November 19, 2010


Sup, Riz. thnx 4 submitting yr photo

Monday, October 18, 2010


Spotted via Lookbook links.

Monday, October 4, 2010

From Vice Magazine

"This beautiful girl being goofy makes me want to cry myself to sleep because I’m afraid of dying alone."

Thanks Vice for having your photos in the preferred size.

Sunday, September 12, 2010


Between a stint of homelessness and a full time office job, I've neglected quite a few hipster girls in mustaches, but not Alexandra. No, not her!

Tuesday, May 25, 2010


American flags are the best backgrounds.

Saturday, May 15, 2010


Friday, April 30, 2010

A Few Submissions

Keep creepin' Facebooks, y'all.

Thursday, April 15, 2010



HGIM is about not being contemptuous. (Jan 11)

Wednesday, April 14, 2010


Liking Harmony Korine makes you hip enough for HGIM. <3 Him!

Hey! Why not email me at

Moustache Necklace, Inc.

Stumbled across this Googling myself in new and creative ways (top secret, but it involves taking out the spaces of "hipster girl in mustaches"). A former product or something? Myspace is sort of a deserted internet wasteland now.

Tuesday, April 13, 2010


HGIM is about innovation.


HGIM is about being in yo' face.


HGIM is about product placement.

Wednesday, March 17, 2010


I'd write some caption or something but I have to get a 4 LOKO because it's SPRING FUCKING BREAK 2010 OH MY GOD I FEEL LIKE NIC CAGE AT THE END OF BAD LIEUTENANT RIGHT NOW.