I'm a HUGE fan of hipster girls in mustaches, but I've yet to have the opportunity to date one. It's bringing me down. I live in the greater Seattle area. Can you do anything to help me out? Sincerely, hipstergirlsinmustaches.blogspot.com reader."
Dear hipstergirlsinmustaches.blogspot.com reader,
YES I CAN.
Sincerely, hipstergirlsinmustaches.blogspot.com
Here you go:
I was going to write "this girl looks like lots of fun. She wants to dress up like Bigfoot and follow a Sasquatch expedition. But watch out, her life is a Jerry Springer episode," but I think it might actually be her friend in the mustache.
Date her (friend?) here:
http://thestranger.selectalternatives.com/gyrobase/Personals/Profile?person=oid%3A1222715
Rachel has a Myspace so I could actually find out her name. She enjoys art, the dro, and having terrible taste in stuff. She also has Jerry Springer moments.
http://www.myspace.com/neuroses_inc
http://thestranger.selectalternatives.com/gyrobase/Personals/Profile?person=oid%3A1253571
This girl is the kyootest of the bunch, but she has hella short hair so if you woke up next to her after a long night of drinking and she was facing the other way you'd get that "OMG I slept with a 12 year old boy" feeling we all know and it'd take about 5 minutes or so of trying to justify that to yourself before you realize she has tits and you aren't actually a pedophile but are now wondering what it'd be like. Apart from making you question your sexuality on entirely new levels, she seems to be into typical "indie" stuff.
http://thestranger.selectalternatives.com/gyrobase/Personals/Profile?person=oid%3A908341
This girl is kind of weird.
http://thestranger.selectalternatives.com/gyrobase/Personals/Profile?person=oid%3A368608
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