Maddie

I'd write some caption or something but I have to get a 4 LOKO because it's SPRING FUCKING BREAK 2010 OH MY GOD I FEEL LIKE NIC CAGE AT THE END OF BAD LIEUTENANT RIGHT NOW.

Marybeth

Good job, Marybeth. I think that's some kind of soap or shaving cream or something on the mirror. It's nice to know that there are dedicated HGIM's out there breaking new ground.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/marybethsc/

UFFIE

After so, so long I found a picture of Uffie, the "least working girl in show business," almost appropriate to blog about. Her album is coming out like, um, sometime in the future or something.

http://www.myspace.com/uffie

Also, this blog is mentioned in an eBay auction for some guy's real-life mustache. I'm bidding on it. Are you?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=270540423035

Some Vlog

This is a year old but I'd yet to see it despite almost daily self-Googling. It's a very positive sort of video abstract of Youtube girls with mustaches which I thought was going to be to totally shitty but was actually entertaining.

http://www.werdofbert.com

LOVE STORY: No news.

Maria, Again

Maria was the subject of this blog's first post, and here she is again! That's some full circle shit right there.

LOVE STORY UPDATE: They haven't met yet. Mollie didn't get the invitation to dinner in time. Then my friend (Cory) left for the weekend. Stay posted!

Mollie

Interesting story behind this one! There is a personals section on the forum for the university I attend, and some girl wrote a missed connection about a mustachioed man whose description perfectly matched a friend of mine. I told him about it via Facebook, so friends noticed the link and told the girl on the forum my friend's full name. The user names on the forum are by default a combination of last name and first initial, so I used Facebook to see if there were any matches. Mollie was the only one, and a hipster girl in a mustache at that. I let my friend know what I found out. Now all we can do is wait for them to fall in love.

Stay tuned to find out how this love story unfolds.

Also, submissions can be left as comments or sent to hipstergirlsinmustaches@gmail.com

Makrai

There's something about this blog that's exactly like selling drugs. You shouldn't be out there hustlin', the shit should sell itself. Effort shouldn't be part of it. There are thousands of appropriate pictures out there, but much to pic submitters' chagrin, almost all of the girls on this blog are from my own Facebook and Myspace friends lists and required absolutely no effort on my part to find.

Keep submittin' though, this blog is an archive.

http://www.last.fm/user/makrai

Tara

Mo' foliage.

Tara maxes out the "kick-it-withability" scale.

Ke$ha

Don't.

Abi

Here's a new one. And also, hey, it's a new decade! Are you calling this year "twenty ten" or "two thousand ten?"

http://www.myspace.com/abijean7

from Cobrasnake

Came across this while I was trying to find a bigger version of a certain Uffie pic. She's been on the HGIM dream team since day one and after much hard work and research, we're finally getting close to having her on the blog, which should time well with her upcoming album release.

Also in Uffie news, has anyone heard Ke$ha? Fuck her and her steez jocking. HGIM is pro-Uffie all the way.

http://thecobrasnake.com/partyphotos/cinespaceforlife/index.html

Shh, it's a party.

Quiet, y'alls.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/fourohfive/

Kayla

Feliz Christmas y'alls.

http://www.myspace.com/kayla_is_a_babe

Julie

I haven't seen Julie since she cut my hair into a sick rat tail about a year and a half ago.

Good to see you've moved on to armed robbery.

http://www.myspace.com/hellabitchjulie

Greetin' Card

Well, why not?

Swoop here: http://catherineanne.deviantart.com/art/why-not-wear-a-moustache-115584619

Julianna!

Tat's dope.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/juliannatutrone/

I'm moving the HGIM cosmogony post to the beginning. Hopefully you've read it by now.

Tifanney

Yo, when I first typed this H.G.I.M.'s name, I mistyped and spelled it "Tinnafey," which is basically G-d telling me to think about Tina Fey. Then I thought, "hmm, maybe I can make that into the 'wit' of this post. Maybe If there's something especially funny on her Myspace, I could compare the two. I could say something about how they have such similar names because they are both so, so funny."

But her Myspace profile is unfortunately kind of serious: a real attempt at e-honesty. So this sort of mash-up didn't quite work. But there is good news! Screamin' Jay Hawkins' "I Put a Spell on You" played on her profile as Yes' (I have to idea how to properly make either of these artists possessive) "Heart of the Sunrise" played from my iTunes. AND THEY MATCH UP PERFECTLY, sort of. Maybe get drunk first. You have to start Screamin' Jay over four times and play Yes much, much louder. I think this new "mash-up" thing might catch on.

http://www.myspace.com/ehxmagawd

Melanie, Jewelry Peddler

http://supermarkethq.com/product/2462?utm_medium=email&utm_source=newsletter12&utm_content=206095425&utm_campaign=newsletter&utm_term=Moustache+Fetishism%3f

Melanie makes sterling silver trinkets on a site that is like Etsy, but with a better looking layout like Notcot.

But don't worry! Etsy also has mustache related products for girls. 58 pages worth, even. This is not a blog about products though, so I'll keep them to a minimum unless a girl's like, dope pretty or the product is genuinely innovative.

One random Etsy product:



http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=31102837

"pleaseplantme"

I was reading some article somewhere that talked about how despite advances in quality of every format of everything (photography, video, music, etc.), people are more and more content with shittier formats. Ringtones are hot sellers. So are 128 kbps songs that end up getting played though stock iPod headphones. Disposable cameras outsell digital cameras. People are streaming whole movies on Youtube. We have unlimited access to free or cheaper than ever before formats that are higher quality than anything that have existed before. Why not use them?

On a contrary note, this girl has a Nikon D50 and I use disposable cameras exclusively.

http://stylemob.com/user.php?login=pleaseplantme

Post Script: This is a rip from VHS to Youtube. Imagine how good it could be in a watchable format.



When's there gonna be a Vince Collins DVD?

Seen on Vice

These two don't quite fit this blog's namesake: more woman than girl, more pedestrian than hip, but they're from a Vice article so technicalities permit it.

http://www.viceland.com/blogs/en/2009/09/29/world-moustache-championships/
http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/